I understand shit flaking out if you spend under $100 on it, as it's most likely made of toothpicks, chewing gum, and bottle caps. But once you're talking about something that costs over $500, why is it so hard to create a piece of hardware that doesn't fail CONSTANTLY? I mean shit guy, I'm paying for something to work reliably and all I get is junk, wasted time spent driving around to replace this shit, and overall dissatisfaction, but thanks for the P-HAT mileage check each month. ...
Go fuck yourselves. I'm not alive so i can eat dirt, plants, and yard clippings. If I want to eat bacon or steak i'm going to. Don't shove your animal cruelty shit in my face.
I'm sure this has happened to you at least once. You're in a hurry to make the deuce, sitting your ass on the toilet mere seconds before it starts coming. Then to your horror, you see that there is no TP on the roll. No extra roll in the bathroom, nothing suitable for improvised asswipe within arm's reach, nobody around to lend you an assist. Or like last night for me, you see that there is a bare minimum left, enough for one, maybe two wipes if you're really conservative. I think ...
We need them, somebody blog about their day, their favorite color, or some shit
GO FUCK YOURSELF. I get a chance to hop on and kill without having a screaming baby right next me maybe once or twice a week and you choose RIGHT NOW to be fucked up? HORSESHIT.