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I'm sure this has happened to you at least once. You're in a hurry to make the deuce, sitting your ass on the toilet mere seconds before it starts coming. Then to your horror, you see that there is no TP on the roll. No extra roll in the bathroom, nothing suitable for improvised asswipe within arm's reach, nobody around to lend you an assist.
Or like last night for me, you see that there is a bare minimum left, enough for one, maybe two wipes if you're really conservative. I think
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
I get a chance to hop on and kill without having a screaming baby right next me maybe once or twice a week and you choose RIGHT NOW to be fucked up? HORSESHIT.
Ok, seriously, we all know this is gonna happen. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when. I know there are several zombie survival guides out and they certainly have some good information, but you need to have a plan ready to go at a moment's notice. This shit isn't gonna happen far away and give you all kinds of warning and time to formulate something, it's gonna come crashing through your window in the middle of the night and try to eat your motherfucking brains. I won't go into a lot of
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