Bananas, in pajamas.......ARE COMING DOWN THE STAIRS.
Bananas, in pajamas.......ARE COMING DOWN THE STAIRS.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Because I am :DOriginally Posted by johnny 5
Why does it look like you are using a white banana for a front brake caliper?
Signatures are overrated.
Carbon fiber, it is a little different but I like it. You?
Signatures are overrated.
i like it. good choice. that car is going to be awesome.
I realized that the stock hood was making the car look shitty, with the millions of rock chips/dents, scratches. I love the way it looks now. Not to mention I dropped about 30lbs.
Signatures are overrated.
I have to throw up the tractor. I got it back in may and it's been a real trooper. 22hp kawi v twin, 50 inch deck. This bitch is sweet, works the hill like a champ!!
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
How many cup holders you got??
you need at least one for beer, and another one for another beer.
just one, but the glove box was big enough for my thermos full of So-Co sweet ice tea....
and yeah, I need to get some of those billet wheels
You'd be amazed at some of the MacGyver shit I've seen on tractors. Redneck morons certainly have their flaws, but the ability to custom-engineer an apparatus to transport a significant quantity of cold beer for the saturday afternoon mow is not one of them.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
TRUTH. I got 4 on Lyns's dad's craftsman a couple weeks ago. Had to mow about 2 acres, 4 beers JUST covered it.
Somewhat off topic....where the fuck did Mike (Mac93) go?
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
I killed him
All I can say.. WTF?
DAMN THAT'S HOT
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
If I had money for a BMW, that's what I'd do to it... I don't see the problem.
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