Know it, live it.
Know it, live it.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
not in wisconsin.
No, in Wisconsin people slow down for green lights. GOD I fucking hate it here.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Its everywhere man. Best to just breathe and forget it.
Q: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
A: One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
we prefer to block the 2-4 lanes and all go the same speed. Or we like to speed up and let you think you can pass up...wait lets slow down again.... speed up... naagh, lets slow down
Or semi trucks in the two left lanes, cruising side by side at the same speed. That's another favorite of mine.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Nobody goes the speed limit here at all
speed limits are meant to be broken unless youre a girl.
Or a dumb ass tourist, limits are 60 here upped from 55, I generally go 70 unless gridlock ensues
Locals speed, tourists fuck everything up
local "smart" people speed..... 9 to 5 john & jane mess it up... tourists fuck it up, or them damn illinois douche bags (besides my sister & family)
Speed limit + 5 is my rule of thumb, no matter WHAT state I'm in.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
this milwaukee local is the exception.Locals speed, tourists fuck everything up
wonder if thats the same guy that used to drive around that "Jesus" van.. same principle as above... just a van
and yes 5mph+ is pretty much a given.... some of my friends freak out when I do that in front of a police officer
1. I live in Milwaukee
2. You brought your shit... I decided to leave mine at home
3. If you look like your doing something suspicious, only going to draw more attention to yourself
4. Shut the fuck-up, I'm driving, my ticket
i do 10 over and it makes me angry when people dont realize i want to continue going that speed instead of following them at their horrific pace.
LEFT LANE FAST, RIGHT LANE SLOW. GOD, quit fucking this up. How many cars have to ride your ass and then go zipping around you for you to figure out that you're fucking it up?
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
ive actually succeeded a couple times with getting in front of someone, downshifting to 3rd gear and doing 35 mph, and pointing to the right. its funny, but completely unnecessary since they should move on their own.
Amen, brotha!!!!LEFT LANE FAST, RIGHT LANE SLOW. GOD, quit fucking this up. How many cars have to ride your ass and then go zipping around you for you to figure out that you're fucking it up?
I do this with the REALLY horrible offenders. except I both downshift and take a hand full of e-brake so they get no warning, then when they FINALLY move over I stomp on it to match speed before they pass on the right. I don't think they get the hint, but its effective in the moment.Originally Posted by Bio248
wowzers. i dont really want someone elses car to fuse with mine.
my ebrake is major weaksauce and I'm talking about a 1 gear downshift. not exactly "stop on a dime" material... but the lack of brake lights gets their attention.
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