fuck it, i'm hungry.
either chili from the soup market or a buffalo chicken sandwich from subway.
fuck it, i'm hungry.
either chili from the soup market or a buffalo chicken sandwich from subway.
Ooooh, Subway. I could go for a steak and cheese.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Slimfast. ;(
That toosh is like the pistons in a Ferrari.
ogh yeagh, bringing it back
I had a fried chicken leg and a salad, which consists of lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, mushrooms, fajita chicken, imt. crab, cucumber, broccoli, green/yellow peppers, sugar snap peas, cheese, eggs....
Now that they've got this custom cafeteria at the new TWC building, it's been bad news for me. Big ole bowl of texas chili, w/ dinner roll, brownie and 20oz drink for 5 bucks. I go to pay and she tells me, "You know, you get two bowls with that, right?" Sigh, guess I'll be extra fat today.
Pick n save hot case and salad bar?Originally Posted by Pepino
ogh yeagh, bringing it back
I had a fried chicken leg and a salad, which consists of lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, mushrooms, fajita chicken, imt. crab, cucumber, broccoli, green/yellow peppers, sugar snap peas, cheese, eggs....
I'm still burning off the 3 bowls of cereal I had this morning....
terrorists working at the hales corners subway almost fucked up my buffalo chicken sub. how do these people get a job without knowing english?
Because it would be racist for us to not allow someone to get a job without knowing the OFFICIAL language
jimmy johns. melted in my mouth.
Who the fuck is Jimmy Johns? Why did you let him brick in your mouth?
That toosh is like the pistons in a Ferrari.
I don't know, he SEEMED like a nice guy....
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
he said he loved me?
Drop beats not bombs!!
i would murder for that bread, but its easier to buy it.
Dillon, pushing pencils has made you soft.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Ding fucking DING. God DAMN I hate that shit... ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!
......then quit voting for liberal democrats.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard you say...
That's not even CLOSE to being the dumbest thing you've ever heard me say.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
