But seriously, you can't complain about having to deal with that shit if you continue to vote for elected officials whose policies make it possible.
But seriously, you can't complain about having to deal with that shit if you continue to vote for elected officials whose policies make it possible.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
To speak another language in the US? I guess McDouche would have fixed it.
The mindset of those politicians is what creates problems like this! Be fair to everyone, don't upset anybody for fear of being called racist, etc. There will NEVER be an official language of the United States as long as there are people who foolishly think that it will be offensive to someone. And those people are liberal-minded democrats. It's not like I'm making this shit up, dude. You think conservative but you vote liberal. I really don't understand why.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Stupid fucking posts are stupid GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR
I voted for neither McCain or Obama, I win
Fact.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
I'll complain all I want to
I could have voted McCain and it would have still been what 70/30 or whatever the outcome was
got me some guacamole!! time to finish off that bag of tortilla chips
Food fight!
this thread came undone around post 8-9.....
I'ma go shit out the horrific vending machine sandwhich I ate for lunch.
Vending machine food? Only thing I ever get out of there is a bag of chips... everything else is a huge gamble![]()
Guacamole fucking rules.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Its one of those foods thats either bad or awesome. Unlike pizza, even bad cheap frozen pizza is still pizza and is good. A good Guac hits the spot, strong on the onion for this guy please.
Drop beats not bombs!!
since is rainy and cold out its going to be a soup day. mardi gras chili with beans or spicy beer cheese soup from the soup market.
Hmmm. I'm at home so... two bowls of raisin bran crunch and a cherry poptart.
Q: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
A: One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.