Fuck off Lunchbox. This is fun.
Fuck off Lunchbox. This is fun.
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
My head hurts and the chick in Red's signiture just gave me a boner.
I spend most of my day marveling at the stupidity of others.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
i just slept until 4:00.
My nose is plugged and I hate it.
That toosh is like the pistons in a Ferrari.
I LOVE tits. love 'em.
Posting in locked threads is uber jeff, and I'm still wondering who that chick is...
i like megan fox.
FBPerformance is one fly mothafucka
megan shmegan
jenny maccarthy is THEE milf
This site has been very quiet tonight. I'm going to go try and figure out some way to get laid and go to bed.
Jenny McCarthy...mmmmmm....
I used to jerk off to her on Mtv. What was that stupid fucking game show? Am I the only guy to jerk off to a gameshow in my early teens?
Singled Out.
Megan Fox and Jenny McCarthy can not be compared since they are like 15-20 years apart. Both would be a good fuck though.
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
naked & balled manicans freak me out.
Getting stoned, surfing the interwebs and playing guitar all night is the perfect revenge for getting stuck working third shift. Take that establishment.
McDonald's is the worst food ever. EVER.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
I'm going to lobby for nap rooms in this bitch. I need a fucking nap.
Posting in locked threads is still jeff as hell.
I need a tittie fuck.
Goin mach 2 with my hair on fire.
That toosh is like the pistons in a Ferrari.
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