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    and she's like.... johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5 is choking on his own crapulence johnny 5's Avatar
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    we already knew that was you josh

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    Look at me. JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB's Avatar
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    Well then. Nuff said.

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    PA-PA-PA-POWWEERRRRRRRRR HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana's Avatar
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    The woman's voice is annoying as shit, but it's pretty amusing and it speaks the truth about television cooking shows.

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    LOL

    I do enjoy the occasional TV cooking show, but there are some obvious flaws, as this crazy woman has stated.

    TIME TO SUCK AN EGG!!

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    all that flim flam absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution's Avatar
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    Pro Drinker Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248's Avatar
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    i have to take a poop.

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    i make this shit awkward tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213 knows everything in the world tgabe213's Avatar
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    PA-PA-PA-POWWEERRRRRRRRR HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana's Avatar
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    Mice.. I kind of thing this is overkill, but at the same time i kind of want one.

    http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/revie...m_campaign=rss

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    Seriously, just don't. Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox's Avatar
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    Oh, cool. I just so happen to be in the market for a new mouse...
    One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

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    Notorious B.R.A.D RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros knows everything in the world RHYMEnoceros's Avatar
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    Were there any videos showing this rats ability to take a slamming onto a desk?
    Drop beats not bombs!!

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    Seriously, just don't. Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox's Avatar
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    I can only assume that it will be at least slightly more robust than my current device.
    One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

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    all that flim flam absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution knows everything in the world absolution's Avatar
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    now if that mouse could only make jerkin off easier. then they would be onto something.

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    PA-PA-PA-POWWEERRRRRRRRR HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana's Avatar
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    mouse+fleshlight?

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    PA-PA-PA-POWWEERRRRRRRRR HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana knows everything in the world HandBanana's Avatar
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    Look at me. JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB's Avatar
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    That's pretty cool... especially the slow mo action.

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    Sad Keanu added to the desk gang.


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    Pro Drinker Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248 doesn't fuck strangers in the ass Bio248's Avatar
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    one more hour until freedom for three days. if i have the ability to do something constructive this weekend then im not trying hard enough with the boozing.

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    Look at me. JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB knows everything in the world JB's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Volatile View Post
    AWESOME!

    And yeah, IT'S FUCKING HOT

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    Seriously, just don't. Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox is choking on his own crapulence Lunchbox's Avatar
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    One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

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