I think it sounds more threatening to say you're gonna "break you ankle off in someone's ass" than to "break your foot off in their ass". Unfortunately it doesn't sound as good.
I think it sounds more threatening to say you're gonna "break you ankle off in someone's ass" than to "break your foot off in their ass". Unfortunately it doesn't sound as good.
Thank You, Thank You. It Took Years Of Therapy To Make Me This Retarded...I Wasn't Born Into This!!!
Every day I get more and more depressed...
I PASSED ALL MY CLASSES AND DIDNT GET ON ACADEMIC PROBATION! WHOOOO!!
I thoroughly enjoyed my tasty sub at Quizno's today.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
BK Lounge chili cheese fries are satan re-incarnate.
I wish I had a GTP
^^That guy.
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
Why does my brother listen to the same Sublime song over and over again? I mean, Sublime kicks ass, but it's the only song he listens to. Wtf?
"One of these days I'll put down my guitar. Sunday morning hold church down at the bar. Get down on my knees and start to pray. Pray my itchy rash will go away."
Why is my finance teacher such a cunt?
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
Because you rack diciprine
Blind Melon.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
I was tired of the big red seat belt light on the dash of the mazda. I cut the wires and now it's gone.
A set of Blizzaks mounted on steel wheels is less than $550 shipped from tire rack. Sweet.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Most of the people on ClubGP have no sense of humor. Shits weak.
it's not that they don't have a sense of humor, it's that they are just dumb
The day before Thanksgiving is the biggest waste of time.
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
My Organizations teacher is a cunt too.
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
Cliffs of Dover is such a fucking sweet song.
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