I have no respect for jerkoffs that shoot themselves. Sublimes rotting dead once lead singer, I'm looking at you, in the ground, you fuck.
I have no respect for jerkoffs that shoot themselves. Sublimes rotting dead once lead singer, I'm looking at you, in the ground, you fuck.
That toosh is like the pistons in a Ferrari.
That's just because you're Jesus.
the pro got 36 miiiillllezzz to the gallon on this last tank. woot.
good fer youuuuu!
Nice hat
it's a Kippot, dick
Whatever, those Hybrid decals are pimpin' tho. Must get mad pussy with that shit.
Hey guy, he died of a heroine overdose. Its a pretty sad story really.Originally Posted by Jesus
It's friday night...I ain't done shit yet. Can't get drunk cause I have nowhere to stay. Can't get stoned cause noone has shit. Weak.
Sounds lame. I'm otta work in another hour and I'm going to the bar. Probably stoned.
Drive to Columbus. You can play the wingman in case any of the girls I'm trying to bone have fat and/or ugly friends trying to convince her that I'm not the hottest stud she's ever met.
Well, you will be when Birdman shows up.
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
We need more stickies!!!
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
No, we need nudes of chickie in your sig.
Ok I ended up getting stoned last night....sweet....
Trust me, if I found some, you would have known about it.
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
I CAN'T WAIT TO QUIT THIS FUCKING JOB!!!!
Whoa... that's big. Must REALLY mean it.
Its not the font size that got me, it was more of the 4, yes, four exclamation points.
''I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.''
I almost got a blow job from a hooker on accident.
True story.
i almost am liking night school. i get to sleep in every day and party every night. whats not to love?
Uh, the school part
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